btw bowl n bowel..
Saturday, December 9th, 2006have been down with flu for few days now. nvr sit in front of a blasting fan after taking a shower late at nite.
took some pills in the fridge n hoping to feel better. instead, flu is still bugging me n now suffering from diarhoea. in the last 24 hrs, i’ve been to the bowl at least 10 times. even have to cancel my cycling trip today. nvr like to spend the whole day shitting. who like to shit anyway?
on the contrary, pple has always known me as someone who likes to do juz tt. during sch days, i was always late due to tt. to me, nothing can be more impt than relieving oneself. y would i want to endure the incomsumable pain all the way to sch? let it go now, worry bout the consequence later. i came to realise tt being late to sch was not such a big deal. cos there was a hole in the sch fence. sometimes, after climbing the thru the fence, i’ll stay in the toilet next to it first. let the other greenhorns to be caught by the tcrs n councillors. once the commotion settled, i’ll make my way. of course after finishing my biz in the room.
but like they say, no matter how gd the squirrel can jump, it will eventually fall. i hit a brick wall on the day they sealed the fence. n i was sent for CWO. had to help a tcr in gardening. boy i really felt like a bangla worker. sweating like a pig, (do they sweat?) had to pick up bricks for her. while doing tt, the gal i like passed me by with a chuckle. i must say i looked quite ‘cute’ tt time. hahaha..who am i kidding?
anyway, a close fren noted tt i have always need to go to the loo wherever i go. well he’s not the onli one to say tt. wifey even suggested me to review all the toilets i’ve been to. well, maybe i should.
since i’m always blase abt toilet matters, juz like to share some of my rendezvous with the little room. juz writing was off my mind..
chatuchak mkt in bangkok. was carrying a large backpack after a day of shopping. the cubicle is tiny. there is no place i can hang my bag. i can hardly turn myself. had no choice but to enter the cubicle in reverse motion ala reverse parking. cant believe i actually did tt. worse i had to do it while carrying my backpack. bummer. thank god there was a water hose.
having a water hose is impt for obvious reason. i really do like the toilet on the 2nd floor of tampines-changkat cc.(former wifey’s workplace) the bowl has an automatic @$$ cleaner. bidet in the bowl itself. cool. like in europe. funny thing was tt it has always gives a tingling sensation while it cleans my @$$. too bad she no longer work there.
man i really need to make another trip. when will this suffering end?
